A Bit of Crazy

To give my readers what they want and to give some insight into just a sampling of the bit of crazy that I have to deal with here is a written transcript of a text message log that occurred between me and a potential new Mr. Someone... clearly, not going to happen. Enjoy reading!

Me: So you have your kids every other weekend or how does that work?
Douche: Yes, and Wed. and Thur.
Me: So you have them every other wed-sun?
Douche: Every other weekend Friday to Mon. morning and then Wed. and Thur.
Me: Strange schedule...or is it every wed. and thurs.
Douche: Every
Me: crazy schedule nonetheless!
Douche: no not really. I don't expect you to understand you don't have kids.
Me: Ouch! I didn't say it was something I don't understand... Just a crazy schedule.
Douche: No actually it's not.  I come as a package so you are already commenting on what you don't know...good luck with your hunt.
Me: Ok... wow! Ok then!
Douche: I don't play games or take any shit when it comes to my kids.
Me: I wasn't playing games or giving shit... not sure why our conversation went South from an innocent comment.  You mush have some insecurities or think woman have ill intentions I'm not sure but good luck.
Douche: Long distance doesn't work anyway. No insecurities just no BS.
Me: Didn't know you considered Bmore long distance especially when you claim to be in my area often! Again, not sure what BS you claim to have been dealing with...since no bs was given.  But good luck.
Douche: I'll tell my boss I'm gonna stop by your house for an hour everytime I'm in your area...I'm sure he will have no problem...really
Me: Ok you went from nice and normal to asshole and douchey! Good luck!
Douche: Don't fuck with my kids!
Me: OMG Crazy! I wasn't! How is saying it seems like you have a crazy custody schedule fucking with your kids? You are nuts, no wonder you're divorced! Good luck and stop messaging me!
Douche: There's a reason you're single and without kids at your age.  Take care no reason to respond.
Me: I don't want kids...any ass can have a kid! You're good example of that!
Douche: F-you
Me: no thanks, you might get me pregnant and then I'll have to deal with you 24/7 and have a weird ass schedule... oooo I bet you're pissed now because god forbid I talk about your schedule. That's apparently fucking with your kids! LOL! Good luck, again!
Douche: Just stop texting me, no need to respond.
Me: OK
Douche: TY
Me: YW
 THEN he calls me!!!! of course I didn't pick up, because what's the point! Clearly he's a strange one! What is seriously wrong with people?!?!?
Douche: